lisa the vegetarian transcript

That's it! You don't win friends with salad! Yeah, Lisa's a grade-A moron. It's just a little slimy. Marge runs over and picks up her daughter. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. Bart, tell dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products. Good morning, class. Shut up! HOMER Apu appears A gruff female voice—similar to lunchlady Doris's—plays over a P.A. Oh, then you must think I'm a monster. You are. The whole world wants me to eat meat! Still, a great episode overall. MARGE Congratulations, Homer. We met him in lndia years ago during the Maharishi days. LISA now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room. But I can't defend what I did. Lisa, honey: are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? HOMER At the end of the building, a conveyor belt carries out cuts of meat, which all drop into the back of a truck labelled, "Meat for You." HOMER Paul Mccartney's "Maybe I'm Amazed" plays over the closing credits. Eat the can! HOMER Maggie claps furiously while the other onlookers are unimpressed. Lisa Simpson goes to a petting zoo and falls in love with a cute baby lamb. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I've got the prescription for you, Doctor. They stop laughing. The Simpsons has always played with Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast! Homer, you're not not talking to me. GRANDPA LISA Paul and Linda bop while Lisa backs away. They don't have to rub it in my face. Well I'm sorry, but it was a hundred and fifty degrees in the car. The following cars have been broken into-. (in a lamb's voice) Lisa, what did I ever do to you? SCIENTICIAN Cheese? Didn't you get enough lamb chops? See? SHERRI[?] Sorry, force of habit. That's why I ran away form home. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. LISA BART So long, suckers! You dunking your sausages in that syrup, homeboy? HOMER Wham Episode: Lisa becomes a vegetarian. It was a good idea to come here after all. The first lamb walks into view. You know what, Lisa? No! GRANDPA Ahhh! The family observe the first lamb. i was a grade-A moron to ever question eating meat. You know what you should serve, Marge? Actually dad, this time, I was wrong. They hug. You don't win friends with salad! Er. Lisa imagines a cow in the same way, whose rump falls off and lands on a plate. Mmm! No, I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. Cut to Lisa in class, sitting next to a gum-chewing Janey. She leans back with her arms in the air. He blows, all right. Whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down Jimmy. You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage. Um, excuse me: isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? Uhh— BART Oh, you are so cute. I've got the prescription for you, doctor: another hot beef injection. The guests all gasp. I never realized before, but some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons... send the message that violence against animals is funny. I am sure you read the dish's name, and you think there is no way you can do this! Come on. Look, kids! If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about. You don't win friends with salad. But where's your wife, Linda? The entire family—Grandpa included—are driving in the orange sedan. but what do you do if somebody wants non-alcoholic beer? In “Lisa the Vegetarian,” the yellow, spiky-haired cartoon character, widely acknowledged as the show’s moral center, attempts to give up meat after she befriends a baby lamb at a petting zoo and is faced with the grim reality of Marge serving lamb chops for dinner that night. LISA Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative. It's gone. LISA LUNCHLADY DORIS Rump roast? The Simpson family are sitting at the dinner table. GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE MARGE (tapping his finger to his temple) No, just ignorant. We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. A silhouette of a human is surrounded by silhouettes of various creatures (including monkeys, alligators and snails) with arrows point from them to the human. HOMER Rock stars. You don't have to eat meat! The other children gasp and laugh. Oh! PAUL Oh yes, No meat whatsoever. I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them. WIGGUM You don't win friends with salad! All normal people love meat. Smithers and burns stand in Burns's office, looking out of his window. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge. I can't fight it anymore! Er. The train comes to a halt when it passes underneath the legs of a wooden lumberjack, whose crotch is met by Bart's face. LUNCHLADY DORIS Yes. (limboing) La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la. No. He wheels over a smoker and removes its lid to reveal a entire roasted pig. HOMER She imagines the lamb from earlier floating above her meal, this time with two chop-sized holes; the cuts of meat float up off her plate and insert themsevles into these holes. Ned! LISA (exasperated) We're going to Storytown Village, Grandpa. I just got my party invitations back from the printer's! Skinner is addressing the students. Janey blows a bubble while looking silently at Lisa. You know you can influence people without badgering them over it. WHOLE FAMILY GRANDPA That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! That'll show you. YOUNG BEAR HOMER The premise of the episode reads like many people’s vegan/vegetarian “coming out” stories. Wow, a secret staircase. So. UNNAMED NERD He'll tell you, that in nature invariably eats another to survive. It's like Paul's song, "Live and Let Live.". Because I'm a vegetarian. LISA He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive. LISA The pig flies past the window. LISA For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S. No, that's too obvious. Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy: it's not really a floor. Right here, Lisa. That's cute. before you go, would you like to hear a song? ALL THE FLANDERESES In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. VOICE Hi-de-li-ho, neighborino! Lisa, come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am! Lisa the Vegetarian is part of the The Simpsons (season 7) series, a good topic.This is identified as among the best series of articles produced by the Wikipedia community. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield — failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. Lisa Simpson is one of the most beloved characters in The Simpsons, so any episode from the show’s golden age that’s centered around her is almost a guaranteed classic, like the season 7 episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, in which Lisa gives up meat. When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? Outside. The Camera pans over many cows tightly enclosed within wooden fences. Piggie ain't coming back. Lisa gets up and leaves the house by the front door. You don't win friends with salad! FLANDERS Lisa, before you go, would you like to hear a song? I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people, especially my dad. MARGE Bart and Lisa are watching The Itchy and Scratchy Show back at home, an episode entitled "In Espohagus Now." HOMER At the unattended entrance is a cut-out green cartoon elf, holding his arm out level and with a speech bubble that reads, "You must be shorter than this to ride." Homer flips the burger high into the air. MARGE Lunchlady Doris picks up a hot dog, slips the dog out of its bun, and drops the bun on Lisa's tray. I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach. While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney. Eating meat is ba-a-a-d. (sardonically) Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. I wanted to apologize. Lisa, get ahold of yourself. (louder still) Awww! Ned nudges him. But where's your wife, Linda? Search Lisa's Kitchen recipes by type, ingredient and cuisine Oooh! Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. Bart visits a ride called "Tottertown Trolley". That's it, honey! Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. LISA She moans with disgust and sits up. Loved me. I can't eat any of them! LISA I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm. I don't know exactly what went wrong, but I know it's always my fault. It's still good, it's still good! But why, Apu? I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge. Asked to appear in the episode, McCartney, a well-known vegetarian, agreed, on one condition: that Lisa's vegetarianism wouldn’t be a one-off gag. She admitted it! I have to agree that everything certainly- Huh? HOMER Maggie sucks on a whole lamb chop in lieu of her pacifier. On the show, Itchy visits a restaurant run by Itchy. BURNS Bart, sensible bites! You know what, Lisa? McClure and Jimmy exit via door. I thought you loved me. You don't win friends with salad! Ah. All right Lisa, if you don't want lamb chops there are lots of other things I can make. Lo-o-o-ved me-e-e! She's leaving home? LISA [...] Swing your partner to and froodily-fro! Lisa prepares to cut into her meat, but hesitates. PAUL No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. everybody else claps in time to the music, while Homer grows slightly angry. You don't win friends with salad! Bart, go to your room! LISA I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu-dogs. HOMER She admitted it, she's gonna marry a carrot! This happens several times. A certain... agitator-. LISA Overwhelmed, Lisa wanders to the Kwik-E-Mart window displaying hot dogs under a sign: "Premiere Gourmet Hot Dogs 8/99 ¢." HOMER Dad, those all come from the same animal. The Burger flies through Lisa's window and lands squarely on her face. Or, when I want to see drive-in movies for free. A lion chases and catches a gazelle; an eagle flies over a flock of sheep, snatching one in its talons and flying off; a dog jumps and catches a frisbee; a gorilla, hanging off a tree to reach for a bunch of bananas, is suddenly pulled into the surrounding water by a shark that jumps out of it. Miss Hoover passes round the trays with worms. Around the circle reads the slogan, "Don't Have a Cow, Man!" Ah—you're hurting me. I warned ya! Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda? (originally aired October 15, 1995) Wise beyond her years, Lisa has an incredibly ethically and socially conscious mind; it’s easy to turn her into a mouthpiece for adult issues, but one must always remember she’s still a young child. LISA HOMER The train continues, but the tunnel is now being dragged along with it by nothing more than Bart's head. Bart, sensible bites.! Hahaha. Here you GO! SKINNER ALL THE FLANDERESES The camera shows a spectacled scientist look up from a microscope. The top half of the lumberjack splits off at the waist, and he falls to the floor—on the way down, his axe cleanly decapitates an artificial duck wearing a bonnet and glasses and carrying a book. Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda? Homer throws the binoculars into the trash. The guests mumber uncomprehendingly. Come on! Quiet, boy. LORD THISTLETHWAITE BARNEY JIMMY Lisa chuckles. HOMER HOMER JANEY It was a good idea to come here after all. Lisa, get ahold of yourself. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Okay, everybody. (narrows eyes) After I painted those cool stripes all over your car. LISA Marge looks around at several animals, then notices a Llama scratch at its side. What's wrong, Lisa? MOTHER BEAR Maggie falls out of its thick fur. Didn't you get enough lamb chops? FLANDERS But, I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. I hope I will enjoy my show! back then, I was known as the fifth Beatle. You may remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun.! You don't win friends with salad! We are in the cafeteria. Whoa, whoa, whoa. BART Her schoolmates and family members ridicule her for her beliefs, but with the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. Come on, I'll give you a piggyback ride. The pig de resistance! The music stops. The pig floats along the river and into a drainage hole in a dam. The when he cattle are just right—he runs a finger across a cow's back, puts it in his mouth an murmurs appreciatively—it's time for them to "graduate" from Bovine University. MARGE What's wrong, Lisa? I respect your moral objection. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Lookee here at George Meyer discussing climate change and conservation. MARGE Writer on Board: In an example of Guest Star on Board, Paul and Linda McCartney only agreed to appear in the episode on the condition that Lisa remain a vegetarian for the rest of the series. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms. Cut to Skinner's office, where a red lightbulb flashes and a brief noise is heard. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. She surreptitiously moves a hand under her desk, where there is a red button with a sign that reads, "Independent Thought Alarm." He clicks his fingers. I'll throw my own barbecue. Ooh! PAUL MCCARTNEY But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. APU I made enough gazpacho for all! Hey, Homer. D'oh! APU Diagnosis: delicious. The other kids on the ride cheer loudly. It travels quickly away. TERRI[?] Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. MYTH!, tender Dad moments and making sure to stay woke af. I can't eat this. "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Linda McCartney emerges from a bush. It's an amusement park for babies. Every student except Lisa cheers loudly. I know. (at his elbow) Hi dad. LISA Oh, hello Bobby. LISA LISA They see the third: tinier still, with big fluttery eyes and a large pink bow around its neck. LISA (flipping a burger far behind him for Wiggum to catch between a bun) One whopper for the COPPER! Is everybody happy now? It's just a little airborne. Go back to Russia! Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? This one spent two hours in the broiler. LISA He ruffles Jimmy's hair. Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." FLANDERS Please, Lisa. ALL GUESTS Of course I am a vegetarian. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. I can't eat this. HOMER Why thank you, Homie. They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. (downtrodden) Oh. Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there. Lisa. All right, Lisa. The students are over-stimulated. It's like Paul's song, "Live and let Live." BART Hi, Homer. A shot of the Springfield Elementary building. APU LINDA MCCARTNEY FATHER BEAR HOMER LISA ... meats and vegetables are what you eat. Uh, oops. LISA You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer. MISS HOOVER Sleep! Bart places his teeth around the other end, and the two fight over it, growling and barking. Has raised questions about certain school policies. This is "lamb," not "a lamb.". F.D. More of these lamb chops. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. You don't win friends with salad You don't win friends with salad. It’s worth noting that several prominent members of the team at The Simpsons, such as David Mirkin and George Meyer, are themselves committed vegetarians and environmentalists. APU I 'unno. Fast forward to dinner, where Marge serves lamb chops. All right Lisa, if you don't want lamb chops there are lots of other things I can make. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that. JIMMY HOMER No. I'll give you a piggyback ride- Uh, oops! I just got my party invitations back from the printers. HOMER I don't know exactly what went wrong, but I know it's always my fault. In the interests of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. It's just a little dirty. Hey, that's my chop! The guests laugh mockingly. These are the best ever. RALPH "The Simpsons" Lisa the Vegetarian (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. APU “Lisa the Vegetarian” won an Environmental Media Award and a Genesis Award, for its treatment, respectively, of environmental issues and and animal rights. I can't fight it anymore!She walks in, places a hot dog in a bun and, after some hesitation, takes a bite. I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs. (offscreen) What? Lisa the Vegetarian “I can't believe I used to go out with you.” Ralph Wiggum to Lisa "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode of Season 7. FLANDERS Give it up, dad. MISS HOOVER In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards... you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. Can I come? Uh, Miss Hoover, I don't think I can dissect an animal. Having befriended a lamb on a trip to a petting zoo,Lisa refuses to eat a lamb chop,seeing it as a living creature,and becomes a vegetarian,ruining Homer's hog-roast barbecue. It's still good. Homer gasps. HOMER We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. He gestures towards a table on which there is a big tray of tripe and many small plates. Look, it's Mrs potato head! : 15-Oct-95 Capsule revision E, 22-Feb-97. LISA Please, Lisa. McCartney walks into shot, holding a trowel. This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house. Bart, no! (leaning back and folding his arms) Awww. Attention: this is Mother Goose. The following cars have been broken into. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff. ACT THREE A certain—agitator—for privacy's sake let's call her "Lisa S." No, that's too obvious. The twins giggle. On a metallic lever, the house is tilted upwards and back barely a foot. "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode of the seventh season of the American television series The Simpsons. Out of the way, you. Lisa looks at hers with apprehension. Together, Homer and Lisa demonstrate the difficulty of change—both in oneself and in relation to society at large—and the value of tolerance and co-existence, even in close quarters with those whose beliefs might seem at odds with your own. HOMER HOMER Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Outside, Lisa wanders over to Sherri, Terri, Janey and Ralph, who are playing by a hopscotch court. Homer, you're not not taking to me, and secondly I heard what you said. When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University. MARGE LISA Come on, Jimmy. But what do you do if somebody wants a nonalcoholic beer? Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! JIMMY BART PAUL Heh-heh-heh. Yes indeed I do think that. They see the second: smaller, cuter, and wearing a tiny cowbell around its neck. You don't win friends with salad! HOMER You don't win friends with salad! Lisa slaps the chop out of Bart's hand, and it lands in Homer's mouth. MARGE That's it! RALPH Lisa crashes through the fence and drives out into the street, still pushing the barbecue in fornt of her. Awww! Come out, come out, or I'll blooow your house in. Homer appears with a hot dog on a plate. (calmly) OK, Lisa. Where's the meat?". I've got family here from around the globe. Show Spoilers . I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down. (reading aloud) Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. Act Two. I can't eat a poor little lamb. You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly. (flabbergasted) Pork chop? Um, Miss Hoover? JIMMY (pushing away her plate) I can't eat this. BART Cut to the family viewing an exhibition of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, with similarly crappy animatronic characters. Bring me another one of them, uh, burgers, would you? LISA I didn't mean to take sides. You don't win friends with salad! RALPH APU MISS HOOVER I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. This is "lamb," not "a lamb." LISA HOMER HOMER I understand, honey. Your windows" and taking a bit out of a chicken drumstick. It's still good. Lisa walks off. I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. These are the best ever. Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is-. December 11, 2011 ~ Mike! (looking into a manhole) Lisa? In the episode, Lisa undergoes a crisis of conscience which leads to her decision to stop eating meat, something for which she receives little sympathy, from her classmates and from the authority figures at her school. It's more of a steel grating... that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. he steps down onto the grass. Apparently, my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain. Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa... would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Oh, yeah, right Lisa. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. BART If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. McClure, kneeling, addresses Jimmy. HOMER APU LISA MCLLURE (standing next to an empty unmade bed) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. This week's # MeatlessMonday dish is my Crispy Wild Mushrooms with Pinto Bean Puree. He blows big time. Are we there yet? You know, it's never come up. I just got caught up in the rhythm. No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the meat council, please help yourself to this tripe. That's it! He holds up a t-shirt bearing a picture of a cow in a red circle with a line through it. Let me show you something, Lisa. Possibly the meatloaf. You brought a whole beer keg! Uh, let's say L. Simpson- has raised questions about certain school policies. (turning round in his chair) Uh-oh. No. And this is Lord Thistlethwaite Flanders. 133. Hmm? MCCLURE Right here, Lisa. MARGE Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone, from 8 (points at Lisa) to (points at Grandpa) God only knows . Wow, Mr. McClure! The thought-cloud disperses with a loud puff. HOMER BART MISS HOOVER (shouting into a pram) Lisa! (aloud) Why does it talk like a lamb? MARGE MCCLURE I'm never ever apologizing, because I was standing up for a just cause, and you were wrong, wrong, wrong! And only thrice the fat of a normal hot dog. They laugh. HOMER Oh, gosh, Homer. I think it's wrong. He opens it to reveal a set of icy steps. Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. Whenever we're in Springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. JANEY Here. BART Down the street, Homer is searching for her. Is there anything they don't know? LISA Wow, Paul McCartney! I dunno. Lisa the Vegetarian. MARGE You know, you can influence people without badgering them always. Oh boy, sleep! What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me? Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am. HOMER Marge appears, chuckling MISS HOOVER (sighing) Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern world... or when I want to see drive-in movies for free. Yes you were. Bart laughs heartily while Lisa looks disheartened. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is an episode distinct from most others in that it effected a permanent change to one of the show’s central characters. You just asked a mouthful. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Oh Apu, it's beautiful. You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain. You don't win friends with salad! HOMER HOMER Homer walks round to Flanders's backyard. MARGE I demand you apologize this second. Bart looks around mischievously and proceeds to limbo his way through. More of these lamb chops. Storyline. So, in the interest of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. Uh-oh. Homer bursts into the living-room and the door smashes into Bart. Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtoom setting. Thanks, you guys. Good morning, class. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone... from eight to God only knows. She reaches down and presses her own Independent Thought Alarm. Lisa pets the smallest lamb while it appears to eat from her hand. Chicken breast. Are we there yet? LISA (highly distorted) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. system. GRANDPA APU A picture labelled "The Food Chain" appears. That's where I'm a viking! The Cows begin to be sent along a conveyor belt, into the slaughterhouse. Two independent thought alarms in one day. Hey, Flanders. you looking for me? Didn't I warn ya! Much like “She of Little Faith,” “Lisa the Vegetarian” changed Lisa’s characterization forever. A young boy's voice is heard offscreen. It's still good. Okay, Lisa. (standing next to a bed, under whose sheets there is clearly somebody sleeping) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. Lunchlady Doris takes her cigarette out of her mouth, and looks shiftily side to side. She walks away and looks up at a bilboard showing a female doctor next to the legend, "Don't eat beef." I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! This is strictly a Flanders affair. Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? There! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. Just ask this Scientician. You're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Tinkly music can be heard. It's still good. Here's José Flanders. it's Lisa Abe hey before I forget two things number one tomorrow night 830 Monday night Eastern Standard Time 830 go to Lisa As.com and under coaching calendar and register for that 30 minute overview on how you can lose 21. I know! LISA (sing-song)You don't win friends with salad! I thought you lo-o-o-ved me. Oh my. The nearby animals notice and crowd around Maggie. Whenever we're in Springfield... we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. APU Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chins. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. I made the switch, and nobody noticed! I mean a veggieback ride home. BART Simpson." Apparently my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain. Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Through her, viewers saw a new kind of vegetarian and animal rights activist—depicted not as a passing phase (Paul McCartney’s condition for appearing in the episode was that Lisa would remain a vegetarian for the rest of the series!) Too. I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat. Number 3F03 in the 'Resistance is Useless' Series." It had a good rhythm. HOMER It's still good, it's still good! Dad, can't you have some other kid of party, one where you don't serve meat? troy McClure walks onscreen dressed as a cowboy. We are at "Little Bo Peep's Petting Zoo." 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